So I have been on a Stargate kick and thought to myself, what a fooking cool tattoo that would be......on my neck right below the hair line. *ponders*
The animals are running around like they ate a big dose of CRAZY for breakfast.
My wooden stool is starting to conform to my ass.
I canceled my eyedoctors appointment today because I need to go handle some *store* bizness.
I would punch a Care Bear in the face for a day at the beach.
I would punch a Care Bear in the face and throw it in the river for a Mai Tai.
I want to lose 15 pounds just so I can eat a whole pizza 2 bags of chips, barbecue and salt and vinegar......a few plates of nachos, a burrito or two, fried clams and a few pitchers of sangria. Thats all I want.
And I want to eat Ramen again without needing to starve myself for days after just to take of the 3 lbs I gained eating them.

Anyone out there want to share a night of Ramen binge-ing with me?